Wheels Are Spinning…Novel #2

Wheels Are Spinning…Novel #2

Since I can’t bug my agent every day about the status of the memoir, the best thing to do is…write something else. This is how I roll: I work on two things at once. That way when I get annoyed/disgusted/nauseous/stuck with one, I can pop on over to the...
Writers Love Homemade Pie

Writers Love Homemade Pie

How to have a great writer’s group: 1. Good writers. This sounds cruel, but it’s best to pick your folks carefully and with a goal in mind. Keep it small, too. We have six, which I think should be the max. It helps to have a specific genre in mind (a lot...

I Wrote A Book. I’m Gonna Get Rich, Right?

 Making a lot of money was never my goal when I began the publisher search (and that’s a good thing). I always wanted to publish traditionally.  If I had chosen to self publish, I would have had 1) more control over the process and 2) keep more of the profits. I...

Missed Connections, Eastern Oregon Version

Ever seen the Missed Connections section of some newspapers and Craigslist? Because I have nothing to say about my writing, here’s a parody. All in fun, people. I saw you in the backcountry this August. You were on the East fork of the West Fork of the South...
I got rid of creepy clowns, and other book club successes

I got rid of creepy clowns, and other book club successes

The first inkling that this book club was going to be *different* was when Sharon and I prowled the quiet, snowy road, just trying to find the house where it was taking place. When we did find it, I had to be careful not to say anything inappropriate. Something like,...