Not Getting Any Younger Over Here!

Not Getting Any Younger Over Here!

Once in a while, I see where someone has posted on Facebook or  in a blog: “Guess it’s time to start on that book!” All I can say is: I hope you have lots of time! One thing I didn’t realize before setting out on the road of traditional...
We all need true believers

We all need true believers

Once as I was lifting weights at the gym, a man I had never spoken to before strode in. “Hey, True Believer!” he hollered. I am still not sure what he meant. Was I a believer in fitness? In dragging myself to the gym when I really wanted to lie on the...

Show Me the Money (or not)

The evolution: “I just want to have a book published before I die.” “I have a book contract! I don’t care if only my mom reads it, that’s good enough for me!” “So…everybody! I wrote a book! It’s for sale! If you...

Twenty-Five Ways to Procrastinate

I’m at the “wanting to vomit” stage of my new novel. What helps: to look back at the first paragraphs, because they’re good (this helped me a lot through The Geography of Water). Otherwise, there’s always the writer’s favorite...

Fifty Shades of Hay, a parody

The young hippie paused at the doorway of the old barn, biting her lip. She had an interview with the rancher who lived here, and if the alternative paper in Portland published it, her couch surfing days might be over. But suddenly her Birkenstocks seemed out of place...