We don't have home mail delivery in my town. Even though the post office is only half a mile away, getting there during its open hours seems to require ridiculous feats of time management. I often realize it has been weeks since I got my mail. What's not nice about no home dellivery is that you end up waiting in line with all the other souls who keep forgetting to go to the post office, who save up their packages to mail or have to get a bunch of packages because they have waited so long. What is nice is that the post office people remember who you are. "I'll get your packages," they chirp... Read More...
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When I was little, I loved the Miss America pageant. I never wanted to be a pageant girl, but I liked watching all the women from different states in their evening gowns, impossibly perfect women so far from my outdoors kid world. I didn't want to be them, but I was fascinated by their existence. As I watched, I wondered how the ones who were not chosen felt, forced to smile as the winner was crowned, especially the first runner up. She had to stand there while all the other runners up were announced, hoping she would be the one, and then finally, there were only two. Then she had... Read More...
When I mentioned to an author friend that I had added in a slideshow to my readings, she looked at me as if I were named Captain Obvious. "I'm doing that," she said. "You have to do that."
What she meant was just a rotating screen of slides as a backdrop, while I am actively preparing a PowerPoint with narration, but the point is clear: People want to be entertained! Maybe back in the old days, before internet, you could draw them in with just a reading and a book signing. Sometimes you still can, but that depends on the book and how many people in town know you. I'm a little sad... Read More...
Most people (including me) don't think past the I Have A Dream of getting a book published. Now that The Geography of Water has been out for six months, I am thinking back over what I have learned. In a nutshell:
1. There will always be something you should be doing to promote the book. It's best to just do what you are capable of and let the rest go. For me, I don't need more obligations in my life..I have plenty with my day job.
2. Speaking of promoting, the bulk of it needs to happen before the book comes out. Most bigger sites or reviewers won't touch a book that... Read More...
Writing...is hard. These past few weeks have been a struggle. I vacillate wildly between...this is a great memoir/novel and you published one book, give up already! P.S. this is carp!*
Yep, it's a writing slump. Nothing really helps in these. You just have to wait them out. I know people who force it, but for me that doesn't work. It's like "junk miles" in running--you might feel better momentarily, but it doesn't advance your training. You just end up with a bunch of stuff to delete. Your process may be different, but what I have to do is just leave it... Read More...
IF you suddenly realize you don't remember when you last washed your hair because your waking hours have been spent at the computer....YOU MIGHT BE A WRITER.
IF you run to put down funny or interesting sayings your friends come out with, YOU MIGHT BE A WRITER.
IF there are times you'd rather go to the gym than write one more word, because the gym is easier, YOU MIGHT BE A WRITER.
IF you are introduced to someone and think, this would be a great character's name in my book!, YOU MIGHT BE A WRITER.
IF you are hiking on a trail and see two people ahead of you, and... Read More...
Recently I finished another section hike of the Pacific Crest Trail. I've been doing this since 2012 and I now have hiked more miles on the PCT than Cheryl Strayed! (I'm at not quite half). Once again. I was suprised and slightly dismayed at the proliferation of earbuds. Back in 2012, I didn't see any. Now, it's almost an essential part of the gear.
Don't get me wrong. If you hike 2,660 miles, I can understand why after awhile your thoughts might make you crazy. I wouldn't be above popping in a podcast or a book on tape. But where I was this time was less than 150 miles from the... Read More...
You hear a lot of things on Sirius Radio that makes you think...what the?
For example, the commercials. If you were an alien and happened to turn on one of the talk channels on Sirius, you would be convinced you could order EVERYTHING online, including all your food and all of your clothing, and that people were extremely paranoid of being robbed, thus all the security system commercials. Also, people really care about their sleep number beds.
But anyway. Twelve days! One of the questions people most ask me is, "How long did it take to write your book?"
I never... Read More...
So I've been doing a lot of readings lately. You may not be in this boat, but in case you are or will be, here are some lessons learned.
1. Wear cute boots. Or...whatever gives you confidence. I always wear the same pair of Old Gringo boots. Hideously expensive, they were an impulse buy, but they are covered in flowers and I love them. I feel good in them. For the love of everything holy, don't try an untested outfit.
2. Pick your selection carefully. Recently, in Pendleton, I chose the first chapter, because I thought it might entice people to see what happened next. While... Read More...
Well, folks, apparently if you get a book published, people think that you know what you're doing. They may ask you to do things, like co-lead a writing workshop.
Yikes!
Even though my long distant college degree was in Creative Writing, I never really got into the mechanism of the whole writing thing. My strength is that I have an ear. I just write, and I know what sounds good and what doesn't. I don't proclaim to slay the adverb or to vary sentence length or any of that stuff. I'm of the "I know it when I hear it" school. (It's kind of like my previous career, firefighting... Read More...